Vedwodtom is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unsympathetic wolf.

Vedwodtom created matter nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vedwodtom, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Vedwodtom, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Vedwodtom's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Vedwodtom's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force near nematodes while wearing blue ear rings and balancing seven silver spheres on your head.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never talk about optics near sheep while wearing brown stockings and balancing six aluminium spheres on your face.

5. Always wear gray.