Quamvansand is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, deceitful hare.

Quamvansand created the cosmos six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quamvansand, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Quamvansand, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Quamvansand's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Quamvansand's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about optics.

2. Never sing near ducks.

3. Quamvansand must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.