Damlargyog is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, selfish snake.

Damlargyog created everything that exists seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Damlargyog, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Damlargyog, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Damlargyog's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Damlargyog's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

3. Do not eat beans.

4. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Damlargyog in the centre of the settlement.