Cussnarlmad is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, merciless hyena.

Cussnarlmad created the planet Saturn five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cussnarlmad, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Cussnarlmad, it will have a low opinion of you.

Cussnarlmad's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Cussnarlmad's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not take Cussnarlmad's name in vain.

3. Nematodes are not to be trusted.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate moths.

5. Never eat green fruit.