Ominyimmannarfundissjapcat is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, happy wyrm.

Ominyimmannarfundissjapcat created everything that exists four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ominyimmannarfundissjapcat, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Ominyimmannarfundissjapcat, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Ominyimmannarfundissjapcat's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Ominyimmannarfundissjapcat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about tapirs.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not speak about beans.