Dabdintim is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, omnipotent scorpion.

Dabdintim created life eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dabdintim, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dabdintim, she will come to you in dreams.

Dabdintim's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Dabdintim's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never look at nebulae.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not cook food in pots.