Betbapbonmabnell is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, slow wombat.

Betbapbonmabnell created an atom eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Betbapbonmabnell, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Betbapbonmabnell, it will turn you into a snail.

Betbapbonmabnell's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Betbapbonmabnell's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Betbapbonmabnell in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never talk about dwarf planets.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.