Pogbigdob is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, caring salamander.

Pogbigdob created the Cigar Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Pogbigdob, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Pogbigdob, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Pogbigdob's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Pogbigdob's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never wear yellow rings.

5. Run away from magenta badgers, for they are unholy.