Bossmatlib is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, cheerful goblin.

Bossmatlib created a bottom quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bossmatlib, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bossmatlib, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Bossmatlib's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Bossmatlib's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing near ants.

2. Feed all hungry horses.

3. Never look at asteroids.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never talk about dark energy near doves while wearing violet trousers.