Stragnadhinflagjad is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, quiet capybara.

Stragnadhinflagjad created carbon seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Stragnadhinflagjad, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Stragnadhinflagjad, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Stragnadhinflagjad's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Stragnadhinflagjad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in black rooms.

2. Do not shave your feet.

3. Never eat peas.

4. Stragnadhinflagjad loves bats, so they must be honoured.

5. Never look at black holes.