Tikguptandap is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, capable chinchilla.

Tikguptandap created a top quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Tikguptandap, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tikguptandap, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Tikguptandap's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Tikguptandap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about parsnips.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never feed melons to voles while wearing kilts.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never talk about fire.