Nutshavkop is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, smart dingo.

Nutshavkop created the universe four years ago.

If you believe in Nutshavkop, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nutshavkop, she will have a low opinion of you.

Nutshavkop's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Nutshavkop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nutshavkop.

4. Never talk about stars.

5. Always treat badgers with great respect.