Renmadsaw is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, tranquil lobster.

Renmadsaw created a bottom quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Renmadsaw, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Renmadsaw, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Renmadsaw's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Renmadsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap in holy places.

2. Never think about chlorophyll.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not take Renmadsaw's name in vain.

5. Do not listen to music.