Henzigsid is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, intelligent manatee.

Henzigsid created carbon nine million years ago.

If you believe in Henzigsid, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Henzigsid, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Henzigsid's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Henzigsid's Holy Commandments

1. Always help snakes.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never think about ribonucleic acid.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never wear blue boots.