Bapkimtig is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, thoughtless finch.

Bapkimtig created light seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bapkimtig, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bapkimtig, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Bapkimtig's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Bapkimtig's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Run away from gray bats, for they are unholy.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not wear indigo clothing.