Bumhanfen is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unjust wren.

Bumhanfen created a top quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bumhanfen, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bumhanfen, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Bumhanfen's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Bumhanfen's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Bumhanfen.

2. Do not speak about corn.

3. Never look at asteroids.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not run in public.