Latpibfig Hogpin is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, merciful bat.

Latpibfig Hogpin created matter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Latpibfig Hogpin, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Latpibfig Hogpin, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Latpibfig Hogpin's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Latpibfig Hogpin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat figs.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Worship no other gods but Latpibfig Hogpin.

4. Always help sick dogs.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.