Mobfodcemquart is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unthinking rat.

Mobfodcemquart created water three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mobfodcemquart, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Mobfodcemquart, he will destroy your favourite star.

Mobfodcemquart's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Mobfodcemquart's Holy Commandments

1. Always help bats.

2. Never talk about optics near great tits while wearing white hats and balancing six silicon spheres on your arms.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Erect a giant black sculpture of Mobfodcemquart in the centre of the settlement.

5. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Mobfodcemquart in the centre of the settlement.