Ceptailteen is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, thoughtless beaver.

Ceptailteen created silver seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ceptailteen, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Ceptailteen, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Ceptailteen's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Ceptailteen's Holy Commandments

1. Put Ceptailteen first in all things.

2. Do not trade with those who eat limes.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never hurt sheep.