Rullfasdog is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, benevolent hydra.

Rullfasdog created a Higgs boson four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rullfasdog, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Rullfasdog, it will not care at all.

Rullfasdog's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Rullfasdog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never paint your hands gray.

5. Never talk about comets.