Bog is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, awesome crab.

Bog created the planet Venus eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bog, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bog, she will turn you into a dog.

Bog's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Bog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never think about stars.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never eat green fruit.