Jinladtonk is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, self-confident camel.

Jinladtonk created parasitic wasps nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jinladtonk, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Jinladtonk, he will be very unhappy.

Jinladtonk's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Jinladtonk's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Jinladtonk's priests.

2. Never write about dark energy.

3. Never look at stars.

4. Never wear purple tights.

5. Never chant in holy places.