Cumdissfud is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, quiet yak.

Cumdissfud created the Large Magellanic Cloud six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cumdissfud, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cumdissfud, it will ignore you.

Cumdissfud's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Cumdissfud's Holy Commandments

1. Erect five zinc sculptures of Cumdissfud on top of important buildings.

2. Cumdissfud loves ants, so they must be respected.

3. Never hurt birds.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always help dogs in need.