Stervagzedyar is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, witty fairy.

Stervagzedyar created Mount Everest two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stervagzedyar, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Stervagzedyar, it will make you grow a tail.

Stervagzedyar's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Stervagzedyar's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Never go into magenta rooms.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not drink alcohol.