Gemhatdud is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, smart centipede.

Gemhatdud created an electron five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gemhatdud, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gemhatdud, he will turn you into a slug.

Gemhatdud's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Gemhatdud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your feet.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never feed lots of cherries to ducks while wearing indigo shorts.

4. Never write about cell theory.

5. Always make sure there are no otters in a room before entering it.