Misgidyam is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, strong owl.

Misgidyam created the Small Magellanic Cloud two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Misgidyam, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Misgidyam, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Misgidyam's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Misgidyam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never think about fluid mechanics near great tits while wearing fawn coats and balancing eight silver spheres on your legs.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Misgidyam in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never look in ponds.