Jabviddit is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, irritating dove.

Jabviddit created the Sol system nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jabviddit, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Jabviddit, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Jabviddit's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Jabviddit's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never eat lemons.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Retreat if five horses approach from the west.