Fodgentetti is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, staggering wyvern.

Fodgentetti created a photon eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fodgentetti, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Fodgentetti, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Fodgentetti's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Fodgentetti's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about cell theory.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not hurt aardvarks.

4. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

5. Never write about gravity.