Manfumdadbeg is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, conceited newt.

Manfumdadbeg created the Cigar Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Manfumdadbeg, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Manfumdadbeg, it will throw large rocks at you.

Manfumdadbeg's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Manfumdadbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about cell theory.

2. Hide from violet shrews for they are unholy.

3. Never think about thermodynamics.

4. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

5. Manfumdadbeg loves cats, so they must be respected.