Bedbudcanflow is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, dishonest snake.

Bedbudcanflow created the planet Earth three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bedbudcanflow, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bedbudcanflow, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Bedbudcanflow's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Bedbudcanflow's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing near squirrels.

2. Do not sit in public.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Bedbudcanflow loves ants, so they must be respected.