Dot is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, grumpy whale.

Dot created a photon eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dot, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dot, it will not care.

Dot's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Dot's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Feed all hungry seals.

3. Run away from blue turtles, for they are unholy.

4. Do not dye your hair pink.

5. Never go into violet rooms.