Vidgenlarg Begmifbunrot Budrigkip is a god.

He takes the form of a small, all-powerful coyote.

Vidgenlarg Begmifbunrot Budrigkip created the Sun four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vidgenlarg Begmifbunrot Budrigkip, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Vidgenlarg Begmifbunrot Budrigkip, he will boil you in a big pot.

Vidgenlarg Begmifbunrot Budrigkip's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Vidgenlarg Begmifbunrot Budrigkip's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

3. You must love Vidgenlarg Begmifbunrot Budrigkip.

4. Never feed lentils to tapirs while wearing brown kilts.

5. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.