Dadsiddab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, all-knowing owl.

Dadsiddab created the solar system two years ago.

If you believe in Dadsiddab, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Dadsiddab, he will send minions to preach to you.

Dadsiddab's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Dadsiddab's Holy Commandments

1. Tortoises are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.

3. Hide from orange ducks for they are unholy.

4. Never think about quantum gravity.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.