Honcet is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, egotistical clam.

Honcet created the solar system four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Honcet, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Honcet, she will turn you into a mouse.

Honcet's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Honcet's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat manatees with great respect.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not laugh in public.

4. Run away from pink tortoises, for they are unholy.

5. Do not stand on grass.