Bestbabgig is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, loving aardvark.

Bestbabgig created humanity six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bestbabgig, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bestbabgig, he will have a low opinion of you.

Bestbabgig's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Bestbabgig's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat carrots.

2. Always treat mice with great respect.

3. Bestbabgig must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near badgers while wearing indigo rings and balancing eight silver spheres on your head.