Queegmonbot is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, self-confident yak.

Queegmonbot created dark energy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Queegmonbot, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Queegmonbot, it will curse you with boils.

Queegmonbot's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Queegmonbot's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Queegmonbot in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Always help sick eagles.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.