Wotdaghubkoparpzenmob is a god.
He takes the form of a rotund, moody
chicken.
Wotdaghubkoparpzenmob created silver two years ago.
If you believe in
Wotdaghubkoparpzenmob, he will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Wotdaghubkoparpzenmob, he will throw large rocks at you.
Wotdaghubkoparpzenmob's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.
Wotdaghubkoparpzenmob's Holy Commandments1. Retreat if three turtles approach from the north.
2. Never write about nebulae.
3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.
4. Always obey Wotdaghubkoparpzenmob's priests.
5. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.