Cemcunveg is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, weak hedgehog.

Cemcunveg created tapeworms two years ago.

If you believe in Cemcunveg, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cemcunveg, she will turn you into a slug.

Cemcunveg's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Cemcunveg's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate otters.

2. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Cemcunveg on top of all buildings.

4. Feed all hungry monkeys.

5. You must never eat turnips.