Flapwatflap is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, proud mouse.

Flapwatflap created everything that exists seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flapwatflap, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Flapwatflap, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Flapwatflap's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Flapwatflap's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never think about galaxies.

4. Never talk about asteroids.

5. Do not hurt capybaras.