Dibdotcud is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, amazing jellyfish.

Dibdotcud created the Sun four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dibdotcud, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dibdotcud, he will send minions to preach to you.

Dibdotcud's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Dibdotcud's Holy Commandments

1. Dibdotcud loves frogs, so they must be honoured.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never chant in holy places.

4. Do not take Dibdotcud's name in vain.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.