Lunzak is a god.
He takes the form of a very thin, wise
unicorn.
Lunzak created Africa two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Lunzak, he will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Lunzak, he will send four elephants to rub you out.
Lunzak's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.
Lunzak's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about stars.
2. Never bounce in the presence of sharks.
3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near otters while wearing turquoise scarves.
5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.