Metsabpid Ominmotlarn Gencanven is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, smart zebra.

Metsabpid Ominmotlarn Gencanven created the Cigar Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Metsabpid Ominmotlarn Gencanven, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Metsabpid Ominmotlarn Gencanven, it will turn you into a sheep.

Metsabpid Ominmotlarn Gencanven's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Metsabpid Ominmotlarn Gencanven's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never eat nuts.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always pray immersed in water.