Logtargfod is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unthinking newt.

Logtargfod created the Sol system two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Logtargfod, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Logtargfod, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Logtargfod's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Logtargfod's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never think about eukaryotes.

3. Never wear skirts.

4. Never talk about turtles.

5. Always take life seriously.