Karstikbig is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, sage wren.

Karstikbig created Africa three million years ago.

If you believe in Karstikbig, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Karstikbig, he will turn you into a mouse.

Karstikbig's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Karstikbig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about optics.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Hide from yellow ducks for they are unholy.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always treat gulls with great respect.