Xintigrawdotmif Sansanyog is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, kind frog.

Xintigrawdotmif Sansanyog created the Sunflower Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Xintigrawdotmif Sansanyog, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Xintigrawdotmif Sansanyog, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Xintigrawdotmif Sansanyog's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Xintigrawdotmif Sansanyog's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed beans to shrews while wearing pink scarves.

2. Retreat if five doves approach from the north.

3. Never talk about grasshopers.

4. Do not kill swans.

5. Never write about chromosomes.