Gupbitkin is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, intelligent manatee.

Gupbitkin created the planet Jupiter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Gupbitkin, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gupbitkin, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Gupbitkin's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Gupbitkin's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Gupbitkin's priests.

2. Gupbitkin loves birds, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not kill gulls.

4. Never go into orange rooms.

5. Gupbitkin must be the most important thing in your life.