Vabwiptarg is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, humane fox.

Vabwiptarg created everything that exists two billion years ago.

If you believe in Vabwiptarg, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Vabwiptarg, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Vabwiptarg's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Vabwiptarg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never think about quantum field theory.

3. Never feed pineapples to capybaras while wearing white dresses.

4. Do not take Vabwiptarg's name in vain.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.