Vendavlap is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, annoying slug.

Vendavlap created the solar system twelve years ago.

If you believe in Vendavlap, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Vendavlap, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Vendavlap's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Vendavlap's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.