Cimflapdutdossdibnart is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, resourceful goat.

Cimflapdutdossdibnart created snails eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cimflapdutdossdibnart, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cimflapdutdossdibnart, she will laugh at you.

Cimflapdutdossdibnart's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Cimflapdutdossdibnart's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Erect nine tin sculptures of Cimflapdutdossdibnart on top of important buildings.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.