Largbasshomkarkemnanlin is a god.

It takes the form of a large, proud raven.

Largbasshomkarkemnanlin created Africa four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Largbasshomkarkemnanlin, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Largbasshomkarkemnanlin, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Largbasshomkarkemnanlin's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Largbasshomkarkemnanlin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your chest.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never write about black holes.

4. Worship no other gods but Largbasshomkarkemnanlin.

5. Do not speak about peas.